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jason

jason is psychotic. stay away from him. he will email u.
“hey do u know jason”

oh na, get away from him dawg”
by jasonhater69 June 4, 2022
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jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
omg its Jason watch out
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
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Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
by Remilazerus July 8, 2021
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Juliana x Jason

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
by Kril December 23, 2021
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Jason Ford

A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.
God that guy is such a Jason Ford
by Azclake February 12, 2020
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Priest Jason Matthews

Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi
Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.
by Love Jason May 13, 2021
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Jason Stamos

Koil "wrong Koil" 66's first character on the NoPixel server.
Have you heard Jason Stamos' voice? It's so raspy
by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021
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