by Goldos February 22, 2008
The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
by Rockefellar Skank December 09, 2010
by baaaaaaaaaaaaaby January 10, 2009
Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.
I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023
"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.
by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 02, 2020
Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle
by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021
1. a play on the phrase "your jelly" by saying jam
2. jam also meaning music
3. a popular saying in eastern states
2. jam also meaning music
3. a popular saying in eastern states
by Jammmmmmmm January 03, 2014