Juice Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

puss juice

Juice from dat sweet sweet pusseh.
Commonly excreted from the female nether regions.

Dang!!! Dats some sweet ass puss juice drippin off your labia, girl!!!!

by Jimmy Hendrix September 3, 2015

narwhale juice

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.

Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

by Rose. A January 2, 2012

pussy juice

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FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet,

FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet, pussy juice

by SirKane22 September 15, 2012

Happy Juice

A mixture of juice (pineapple, fruit punch or orange from concentrate) and alcohol usually rum (White or Aged) that taste nothing like liquor and fools many into believing they are drinking only juice until the effects start to take effect. Happy juice is usually stronger than drinking the same liquor on another basis as many bottles can be used and the taste barely changes.

Recipe can be experimented with and varied to drinkers preference

Some girls don't like to drink straight hard liquor so they drink Happy Juice as an alternative and get even more fucked up.

by abelizeanwhodrinksalot August 7, 2009

pipe juice

The water one drinks from a public water fountain. Name given due to the abnormal taste the water acquires after running through questionably clean pipes.

"I'm not drinking from the school's water fountain. It tastes like pipe juice."

by Oblea Nobody June 9, 2007