red couch

Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa

My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.

by Thegooseknowsbest July 28, 2016

Red-netics

Redneck genetics; characteristics on a redneck that descend through the family tree and inherited by the offspring of rednecks.

Reba and her sister, Dalene, both have very distintive red-netics as demonstrated by their missing teeth. Their mother has missing teeth, too. As did their grand-mammy, Bertha.

by Jermaine Hopkins December 17, 2007

red diarrhea

Red diarrhea is yummy and healthy but painful to get.

Person: Yo, dude I just had some red diarrhea.
Dude: Yo that's sick man.
Person: IKR

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Red Rages

What a Native American calls his erection.

Tonto decided to jump on it and gave that hoe a couple of his red rages.

by Dudebro7 August 25, 2011

Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 11, 2022

Red Vaccine

When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.

Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.

by Covido March 19, 2022

Red hook

When a ginger sticks their finger in your ass like a fish hook

I was laying in bed and my girlfriend red hooked my asshole

by O.G ginja ninja January 20, 2019