Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!
Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.
Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.
by onleemortall December 16, 2011

A problem with a phone system.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.
"Well, I tell ya...I can't seem to get the 2600 frequency to trunk. I reckon there's a nigger in the wood pile, boy."
by Joshua Denver April 30, 2006

Harper Woods is a city that used to be close to what the Grosse Pointes were at one point as far as middle class living. But now because of the economy it is alot closer to being Detroit jr. (foreclosers; A mall, Eastland, that has trouble keeping it's stores open). It, like Detroit, really isn't as bad as some people say, but still, like Detroit, has a long way to go before getting back to where it once was.
Person 1: It's kind of sad to see all the enconomic problems here in Harper Woods, Michigan with all the foreclosers and stuff.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. There really isn't much here anymore.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. There really isn't much here anymore.
by Yes indeed August 14, 2009

A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!
by Jill4795 December 16, 2009

miss wood's are usually sexist/racist bitches they are always short and ugly and annoying aswell as being a hater of kids. the kids in year 8 and the rest of bsm have suffered from a miss wood and have been scared for life from her buckteeth. she hates boys alot and will always pick on the black kids.
white boy:hey wassup dude
black boy: doing my music homework bro
teacher: wat!!!! fuck u black kid and u pasty shet over there!! i hate kids and i will eat ur family black boy and i will blow all of the white kids family too.
black boy + white boy: she's such a (Miss wood)
black boy: doing my music homework bro
teacher: wat!!!! fuck u black kid and u pasty shet over there!! i hate kids and i will eat ur family black boy and i will blow all of the white kids family too.
black boy + white boy: she's such a (Miss wood)
by ye boy mii guy May 3, 2018

by havodthegoobyinyourassbitch April 13, 2015

Ryan Wood also known as Ryan Woodley likes to seduce and manipulate minor girls on social media (for example via Snapchat) and tries to gather attention from the young-uns by skating in local supermarkets. Often Ryan Woods have extremely dreadful haircuts. Ryan Wood's has a very bad reputation for being an infuriating nuisance. Often Ryan Wood's live in very odd locations like Meadowbank and the slums of India.
Friend 1: "Bro this weird 16 year old male was attempting to have sexual relationship with my sister who is 12." Friend 2: "Yeah that must mean it's a Ryan Wood."
by Halal Molana Sheick March 3, 2022
