eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex

I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

Dirt Star

The protruding brown star on the anus of one’s body. Commonly referred to as an ass hole

Shalyssa lost her God Damn mind and was rolling around on the floor with her dirt star out

by Bobby2shoeskickin November 5, 2023

Dirt

Dirt aka "Dre" is the term given to that one friend in your group who is on the upmost amount of heinousity. This term can be applied to that one friend who's been caught up in the sheets for a 3 peat with a 2 ball. Dirt can be heightened while under the influence of booze, those dolls you saw on your way to class that nobody pays attention to suddenly become relevant in your realm, going from a max sober 2, to a very un-sober 9.

You get a call from that one friend who's on "Dirt" at any time after midnight and you get a call of help cause he had been kick out of the sober 2's room with no shoes, dogs out n all. Mind you he has admitted it is grease and but proceeds to tap in the following week and week prior.

by UncleLarry November 15, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

down in the dirt

scandalous, immoral, or “sketchy” activities/situations.
can be drug related, fraudulent, or money scams.

plug: “yoo bro i can get you ts on the low jus holla me”
you: “nah bro ion b getting down in the dirt like that, imma cop it legit”

by 032 December 23, 2023

2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023