whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

IMS

Irritable Mouth Syndrome - When you can't keep your mouth shut and spill all the secrets or are just constantly talking shit. Verbal diarrhea.

That mother fucker can't keep a secret. He got IMS.

by Chrisneverdies April 20, 2022

IMS

if memory serves

An alternative to IIRC, which takes one more letter to type and two more syllables to say.

The vote gaps in Michigan, Georgia, and Pennsylvania were each more than 100k, but then so were the number of voters erroneously removed from blue-district rolls, ims.

by WhatwasIsaying February 3, 2025

im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird

John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”

by JDsmithster June 12, 2024

Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.

by Minediie December 18, 2016