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home skillet

A term of endearment used by rich boys, preps and players who have money, good looks, good college education, and have never had to suffer the hardship, brutality and deprivation of growing up in a real ghetto community.
"Wassup Home Skillet, you gonna come hang with us at Starbucks dawg?"

"Darren drops smokies in his 911 Turbo like a real home skillet, bro"

"Thats as cool as my Mustang's n' Madras, home skillet" (apologies to S.E. Hinton)

home skillet by RFS December 1, 2006
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The bumpy ride home. 

When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"

Bringing Home The Bacon 

1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.
1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"

2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"

3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"

Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
A GAY HORNY SLUT THAT IS ATRACTED TO THE SAME SEX
HE IS SUCH A HOEMO.
HOEMO by snoopy jr November 25, 2010

home wrecker 

A 1.75 L bottle of liquor. When drank properly, one or two a day, causes families to break up.
Man, that guy is an alcoholic... he just bought two home wreckers and his kids are crying and hungry in the car.
home wrecker by ajg75wood April 24, 2006
The epitome of a friend. Somebody you kick it with. A person who always has your back. You can't go through life without a homeboy. It's hard to have more than one, because they're one in a million.
You ain't nothing without your homeboy. - Tupac Shakur
Homeboy by Kalseng December 21, 2010

Portuguese Home Run

Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
Portuguese Home Run by Jim & Todd September 7, 2007