Green Lamper 

An academic who's lack of "street" experience causes an over reliance and fixation upon standard academic discourse despite overwhelming practical considerations.

(In reference to the color of the lampshade of desk and table lamps often seen in academic settings)

"Who, Jim? Ignore him regarding this issue as he has no "real world" experience with it. He's a classic green lamper: Raised in a sheltering family, off to private school, then nothing but academic study for 10 years."

Green Lamper by Martin Peter June 8, 2007

green tights 

Any items of female clothing openly worn by men for both their own deviant pleasures and in order to bemuse their colleagues.

Chris is wearing his green tights again today, no wonder he's giggling like that.

green tights by Jezzauk April 7, 2008

Green Mage 

A Final Fantasy Class; a magician that render enimies weak to certain skills and allies stronger to them, but also have some skill with fighting. according to final fantasy, the main weapon they use is maces with no real explanation why. according to some, they are a weak and/or useless class, because power-ups and power-downs have little effect in battle.

Dude 1: Man i got wasted on ff online last night....

Dude 2: how did that happen?

Dude 1: green mage..... he like got rid of my power-ups and mashed me to shreds...

Dude 2: POWER-UPS ARE USELESS ANYWAY!!!!!

Green Mage by Lord Rhyno August 2, 2008

green noser 

A person who conspicuously proclaims how environmentally conscious or green they are in order to achieve some measure of notice or status, or to show how much better they are than you.
It does not matter what the specific act of green-ness is, whether or not you support that act. What matters is the tone of the subject (sanctimonious,self aggrandizing).
Green nosers actually do as much harm as good for their cause by associating their behavior with the cause itself.

This does NOT mean that all environmentalists are green nosers, just those that use it as a tool for social leverage.

May also apply to organizations, institutions, and companies. Usually in reference to commercials or some kind of public relations green wash.

Noun: Sure, I'm glad he's into solar power, but does he have to be such a green noser? He just comes off as preachy and condescending.

Verb: Those green nosing jerks made all this fuss about Earth day, then left their biodegradable trash all over the place.

green noser by jwarning April 27, 2009

Green Dojo 

Another term for Marijuana

Guy 1: Bro lets go to the Green Dojo

Guy 2: Don't you mean smoke that Green Dojo

Guy 1: Yup.....Alright!!

Green Dojo by CaliBean November 17, 2009

Green Light List 

A mutually agreed upon list, be it a formal written list or a spoken understanding, between a person and his/her significant other, of generally unattainable people, typically celebrities or public figures, with whom that person may deviate from the relationship on a single occasion, without reprisal, if the unlikely opportunity were to present itself.

My wife's pissed that I banged Alicia. She refuses to honor my green light list. (Here's lookin' at you, Swizz Beatz!)

Green Light List by AndyOuty May 25, 2010

Green Card Janissaries 

An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.

Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.

Green Card Janissaries by Kopernikus August 5, 2010