Silly goose

A dummy who likes to eat chocolate

Your a silly goose ted

by Ihavetheseluciddreams December 5, 2021

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Goose

Hjonk

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK

by Dovekinz March 30, 2020

Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022

flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011

goose

a derogatory term used to describe asian males

john - "holy shit its jeremy lin"
ben - "fuck that goose he sucks"

by jeremy goose March 21, 2023

Goose Call

When a female is giving a blowjob to a male and the male spanks the female so hard while she deep throating him, the female produces a "honking" sound due to a high pitched gasp and the penis down her throat. (Typically done in a "69" position)

Dude i totally got B with the ole goose call last night. She was honking while sucking my off so loud.

by Urbandezz August 25, 2018