Glassing

breaking glass on someones head

this word means this not serving a drink just fight

i like glassing people it really satisfies me (:
this guy just got glassed call the ambulance

by dangomochii July 4, 2021

colored glasses

the way which police say they don’t see people

pdo you see how he didn’t even pull out his gun on that white man threatening him?

yeah, but he’ll tackle a black man. he must have colored glasses.

yeah, he’s ignorant to think he doesn’t.

by christabelleepps December 11, 2020

glasses gluck

Bj when the chics wearing glasses

Boy 1: yo Emma gave Hayden the glasses Gluck last night.

Boy 2: No way!

by H2fizzy June 14, 2022

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory”

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022

Girl with the glass jaw

The girl that sees a female from history and decides the person is everything she wants to be, though its not who she was growing up, and therefore not who she is.

The girl with the glass jaw talked a lot of shit based on who she wanted to be in life, and it also took attention off some of what she was doing with her spare time.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022