girlfriend

girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on

choccy: do u have a girlfriend
tea: no im gay

by TIEN LUU June 10, 2021

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Heissenberg's Girlfriend

Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.

Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.

by Juswords November 15, 2024

Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.

I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time

by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024

Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.

Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"

by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024

I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you

"Hey I love my girlfriend"

by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 8, 2025

Holiday girlfriend

is a girl you meet abroad and then when you go back to your home country you talk to her through email and social media. If you like her a lot you may book another flight to go back and see her.

While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025