frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018

squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.

by Lord Nuggetsworth March 12, 2019

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

FROG

Acronym for "for real, on god". Combination of those two phrases, meant to emphasize one's seriousness on a statement.

When I told you I loved you, I was being so FROG.

by sofagardens August 14, 2025

FROG

Finished Room Over Garage

We were watching TV up in the FROG. (southern term for a bonus room)

by Nebula682 March 29, 2020

worlds cutest frog

Most annoying video on youtube

"Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"

:/

by Hashymash April 26, 2015

Frog Vomit

when one spooges all over ones stomoch during spooning.

chick "omg spoonin :P"
dude "shit premature!"
chick 'OH NO Lick it up!"
dude "what frog vomit it?"

by pube_master_of_doom November 29, 2007