Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

flying dick drop

When a man jumps from a high point to penetrate his lover. Often ends in a hospital visit

I jumped from the dresser to get deep in that hoe. I called it a flying dick drop.

by Funbaggs November 17, 2013

Flying motorcycle

A motorcycle with the capability to fly with a built in jet engine, not necessarily meaning it has to be safe

The flying motorcycle is a result of many injurys

by 006542 June 10, 2015

Fling flam floom

Whan you smack a girls butt hole with a wet sock that you dipped in clam chowder with tobasco sauce.

Ayy girl how bout you come over and I'll fling flam floom you all night long.

by Matsu379 June 2, 2016

Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

by FrankuWhoDefines August 31, 2016

Flying nun

After sex, when you're wiping up, throw the towel, t-shirt, whatever cloth you used to wipe up with, on the girls head and call her the flying nun

We broke up because I got her with the flying nun :-D

by Gravy81 January 7, 2017

flying fuckernauts

Spacemen who fuck every species in the universe; Have a rivalry with the astrobastards

"What kind of controller is this? This looks like it was made by flying fuckernauts and astrobastards!"

by Hey, that's mildly adequate! February 9, 2017