fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 28, 2009

Flaming Hot Honey Bun,
Mar’s Favorite thing to throw at people.
Also his signature weapon, which includes: Spoons, Ketchup Packets, Plastic Forks, Pencils, And Calculators
Mar’s Favorite thing to throw at people.
Also his signature weapon, which includes: Spoons, Ketchup Packets, Plastic Forks, Pencils, And Calculators
by BibbityBobbityBuu November 20, 2023

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

by David’s a whole bitch December 25, 2018

by fuzzywig September 19, 2017

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019

by Billyray26 September 6, 2025
