Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

sir father boy

Sir Father boy is a opposite of MISS MAMA GURL it’s an response to MISS MAMA GURL

“HEY MISS MAMA GURL”........”HEY SIR FATHER BOY”.

by My_GOODJUDY07 April 2, 2021

Cum farter

My cousin ant is a fun farter to lee

Any you cum farter

by Flecture April 15, 2021

Stupid Farter

A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.

"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"

by John Smith Sexy May 30, 2021

Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021