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Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
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Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
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long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”
by Kopicake September 18, 2025
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Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.
Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
by Crazy49 March 26, 2019
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valley drive by

Having open sex in your car while driving through town.
Did you see those two running a Valley Drive By at noon on Main Street?

Sure did. Looks like he was fixin to make a Dutch Bunny by second gear
by The Dutch Voodoo February 23, 2021
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diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.
Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!
by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017
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drive stay

When Jake Paul tries to be edgy and justify having large party's during a pandemic.
Jake: iTs A dRiVe BY nOt A DrIvE sTaY!!

Commenters: shut the fuck up
by Hotbananastub December 15, 2020
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