Douche-Fag 

an incredible annoying person who deserves being called more than a douche bag and more than a fag therefore douche-fag is the perfect amount of insulting for this situation!

Tim: dude did you just see that guy cut me off?

Randy: what a douche-fag!

Douche-Fag by minim3 May 23, 2009

douche pelican

Someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their shit) or (disposing their douche) "Douche Pelican" because pelicans shit every where and on everyone. It could really be any kind of bird...it just has to be one that shits alot.

"Oh i dont have a job blah blah...boo hoo...i need money...can i have $5"
"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"

douche pelican by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006

Douche Cake 

An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.

Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.

Douche Cake by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 6, 2005

Douche Bag 

Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble.

AKA

Luke A.

Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights

Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.

Douche Bag by RIT school May 2, 2008

douche whistle 

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.

I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.

douche whistle by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008

Douche bag 

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation

I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.

Douche bag by Brendon Baker July 25, 2003

douche box 

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

douche box by Pete! June 15, 2003