Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

Death Beat

that one heart beat, that one split second or moment when you lean back to far in a chair and just before you can grab a hold of something and save your self from imminent peril and doom, you firmly and whole heartedly believe your going to die. Usually accompanied by your entire life flashing before your eyes.

" haha bro, I seen you have a death beat just now when you were leaning back in chair"

" yeah i thought i was gonna die"

by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014

The bust of death

Right before busting a nut call a family member's name and see if you can finish before they enter your room.

The bust of death

by SainoBalls September 22, 2021

Death Stare

An expression that. by the appearance of someone's eyes

is strictly intended to reveal no emotion reaction whatsoever.

teacher; do your homework
person; all you will get from me is a death stare

by sussypop July 22, 2023

death texting

is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.

Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...

PERV- I watch you in your sleep

The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by

Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.

by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015

Death note

dude that finds a notebook and kills people

A hot ass emo hottie cutie detective *emo asf*

A Blondie that's overly obsessed with Justin Bieber. #girlboss misa is way to good for Justin Bieber he's crusty as fuck

Person 1:"Hey death note is awesome!"
Person 2:"Yeah"

by #emo October 5, 2021

Death Beat

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

by curtis leach May 2, 2022