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closebox

To close a window or a browser tab by clicking on the button to close it, in most cases a box-shaped button with an 'x' at the right corner of the window or tab.
This story was brainless, so I closeboxed it and read a better one.
by Abdul Hazred August 26, 2013
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closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
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Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
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closetive

That bitch is really closetive.
by Trox2142 June 27, 2014
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closet cusser

Very sweet , shy, quiet individual, but behind closed doors has the dirtiest mouth in history.
Oh my gosh, Amanda is such a sweet girl, but I am sure she is a closet cusser.
by Strippin Zorro January 18, 2016
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Closet Escaper

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.
Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!
by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016
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closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
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