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Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass
i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.
by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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Chinese

Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.
Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.

Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.

Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.

Tim: Must be made from chinesium
by oldbig November 16, 2021
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chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag
by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021
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Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.
I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!
by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021
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Chinese-American

A Chinese-American is someone who was born in China or has Chinese ancestors, but resides in the US.
Person 1: Bro what is your nationality?
Person 2: I am Chinese-American.
by Dragondo123 October 3, 2021
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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
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