by Markerbiter May 12, 2025
by Markerbiter May 12, 2025
When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.
Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"
Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"
Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"
by GamingBeast90 January 20, 2024
Retarded people who claims that Taiwan, Mongolia, Hong Kong, and every country in Asia should be ruined by the CCP.
They also create Wuhan virus and spread it out to the world.
They also create Wuhan virus and spread it out to the world.
Kid: hey there's a Chinese over there.
Mom: watch out! he's probably a CCP spy, let's call the police to gangbang him.
Cops: on our way.
Mom: watch out! he's probably a CCP spy, let's call the police to gangbang him.
Cops: on our way.
by china-dog-wuhan-virus February 22, 2024
by Ametislady December 02, 2018
by bomberclat January 21, 2024
An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.
Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.
In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.
They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.
In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.
They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.
by Random Person 50001 November 02, 2023