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Chinese Thunder Cunt 

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

Chinese Finger cuff 

When 2 males, 1 uncircumcised. Put their penis tip to tip and the uncircumcised pushes the foreskin over the penis of the circumcised.
Matt and Daniel found a way to become one by doing the chinese finger cuff as they have never been closer.
Chinese Finger cuff by Gupstyle April 26, 2025

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor
Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

Chinese Scrotum 

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.
He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.

Chinese Bakery 

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
Chinese Bakery by Airza May 7, 2025

Chinese soup strainer 

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed
Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome