Freaky child

Someone that is very picky with their food, as pale as a ghost, and does random and weird things

Charlie, you're a freaky child. Why can't you be like Bill?

by FlameableGhost March 4, 2017

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021

Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021

last child

fucked up asshole

Your being a last child.

by roobesss November 20, 2020

Child

A parasite that feeds off of you until it sucks away everything you have left

Person 1: Why must we own a child

Person 2: Its never to late for abortion

by Lil_Yeet January 21, 2020