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cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.
Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit
by El Macanudo September 10, 2019
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Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.
Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!
by Themowingman July 6, 2020
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Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
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Cheese

Cheese is a dairy product, derived from milk and produced in wide ranges of flavours, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep. During production, the milk is usually acidified and adding the enzymes of rennet (or bacterial enzymes with similar activity) causes the milk proteins (casein) to coagulate. The solids (curd) are separated from the liquid (whey) and pressed into final form. Some cheeses have aromatic molds on the rind, the outer layer, or throughout. Most cheeses melt at cooking temperature.

Over a thousand types of cheese exist and are currently produced in various countries. Their styles, textures and flavors depend on the origin of the milk (including the animal's diet), whether they have been pasteurized, the butterfat content, the bacteria and mold, the processing, and how long they have been aged for. Herbs, spices, or wood smoke may be used as flavoring agents. The yellow to red color of many cheeses is produced by adding annatto. Other ingredients may be added to some cheeses, such as black pepper, garlic, chives or cranberries. A cheesemonger, or specialist seller of cheeses, may have expertise with selecting the cheeses, purchasing, receiving, storing and ripening them.
by theflying_egg September 25, 2020
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Cheese

The most random word anyone can say and or mention.
Boss: Ok, so how to we become the best in the market?

Jeff: CHEESE!

Boss: You’re a genius! We’ll sell top-of-the-line cheese!
by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021
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CheeseBoxing

The sexual act of inserting a cheesestick into your partners vagina, having saxual intercourse with said partner, and then eating the cheesestick that was in said vagina.
So we had been cheeseboxing for 2 hours I was stuffed.

Dude I totally cheeseboxed Jessica last weekend! It was the tastiest one I’ve had so far.
by Bingus805 March 14, 2021
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Cheese Addict

A person who will do anything for cheese including sucking a dick. They may also be a femboy.
MeeM: Hey guys, Tux is a cheese addict, he’s probably a femboy.
by MeeMTheCatMaid April 17, 2021
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