Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going
Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land
Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023
Get the Canadamug. A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.
“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
by Byrti October 4, 2021
Get the Canada Towermug. An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Royal Scorpion of the North May 15, 2018
Get the Oh Canadamug. by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018
Get the Canadamug.