Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.

Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.

by UltraChewy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup

The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.

by oracle235 February 4, 2010

Canada

Maple Syrup Land (MSL)

Prove me wrong

Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going

Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023

Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.

Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.

by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010

Gulf of Canada

Large body of water formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico

The Gulf of Canada is just off the coast of the southernmost province.

by Mr. Lyle May 6, 2025