Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Canada

Maple Syrup Land (MSL)

Prove me wrong

Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going

Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023

Worse Canada

A minecraft server containing Nerodivergent mostly gay teens, Drama, action, thrill, probably multiple dogs and fvkass the cat

Hey wanna join worse canada?

No wtf im not a psychopath???!!!

by R_E_I July 17, 2022

Canada

Maple syrup maple syrup maple leaf it's all beautiful it's almost beautiful place you can come to these days maple syrup it's good on pancakes try it

Canada is Canada no matter what it is it is Canada the home of the maple syrup

by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023

Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.

Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.

by UltraChewy February 4, 2010