California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.

Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.

by Killgeorge July 13, 2021

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california deaner

a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,

todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.

by sfopldsfjl; October 5, 2016

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California Sick

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways

Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days

by ravanasha January 31, 2023

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california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

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A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

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hollister, california

hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,

some foo: aye where u from

some other foo: hollister, california

by PShyttt408 February 17, 2022

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