chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

chocolate kisser

When a girl shits on a guy's chest and then pats it down with her pussy lips

I did the chocolate kisser!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

chocolate chitters

Big nipples on a female that resemble large vegan chocolate chips

Damn girl you got chocolate chitters on you

by Divinelight April 11, 2021

chocolate eyepatch

What you get when brown eye meets pink eye.

Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.

by !steamboatwilly November 11, 2021

Chocolate nips

When a frog begins to eat a tree and farts nipples.

Wow i just saw chocolate nips!!!!!

by ILoveFrogsYeet October 21, 2018