Thursday Breakfast

n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.

I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.

by Kosmonaught January 19, 2009

Hooter Breakfast

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.

1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.

by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010

chem breakfast

a breakfast held at approximately 9:30 a.m with a group of friends usually to discuss the academic subject of chemistry. It is the perfect mix between academia and socialization.

yo mitch lets go to chem breakfast!

what time is it? It's chem breakfast time.

by kamikazi672523 January 26, 2011

Grilled Breakfast

When you want to tell your friends you had morning sex but don't want to sound vulgar

Hey Stacy, I made a grilled breakfast for Tom and he enjoyed every bite of it.

by saltywhiteballs April 19, 2011

special breakfast

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.

special breakfast booty sexy special breakfast

by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013

cuban breakfast

Black coffee and a few lines of coke

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.

by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014