Shaded Bird

A shaded bird. You either are one or you aren't. You either have one or you don't. You know it if you have it.

Man did you see Kevin this morning? He was a total shaded bird man.

by Jaquelin Francis May 9, 2023

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023

Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.

When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.

by Budbear December 5, 2018

whoopty bird

When you are hungover and shitting, then you have to stand up and turn around to throw up in the same can.

He got so fucked up last night, he had to do the whoopty bird.

by Steve irkel August 18, 2017

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019

bored bird

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.

Why are u being sick a bored bird ?

by Jcool456 June 29, 2018