Yellow beard

The usual look of a male who is well-practised in the act of self guzzling of urine. Can also occur when the male has induldged in the gulping of another man/woman/guinea pigs yellow release. It is also necessary and useful to start with a white beard, as dark tinges tend not to show the yellow twinge that makes this effect so thrilling in shady arenas.

Daddy daddy, why is your beard so yellow?

I spent all evening near the downpipe of the urinals, so now I'm feeling spritely and want you to call me papa yellow beard.

by Afternoon delight September 26, 2007

White Beard

Fucking a large-breasted woman's tits until you come onto her chin to where when she stands up it hangs like a white beard.

"'I rammed it between her breasts," said Herb. 'Then a sea of come under her chin. When she stood up it hung there like a white beard. She needed two towels to mop it up.'"

-From "The White Beard" by Charles Bukowski

by Nate Brennan March 21, 2008

Joy of Sex beard

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

by The Guy behind The Guy May 10, 2008

bearded chalupa

A unshaven Femail Vagina, whos labia sticks out like a taco or a Chalupa

im going to tacobell can you pick me up a bearded Chalupa?
Hahaha, they dont have those at taco bell!

by Kaveman May 4, 2007

bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey

the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey

by paul james November 26, 2007

bearded triangle

An area between a womans legs in which you insert your pee pee, the area may be a little fluffy.
Hence the bearded.

An unshaven minge

hahaha wtf are you doin with a bearded triangle

by pernament flange March 7, 2009

wet beard

When a lumberjack has sloppy sex with a woman or man involving oral explosion.

mario had a wet beard after slopping on andres.

by mariofoojeelio September 13, 2013