Jet Black

the blackest black can ever be

my pants are jet black

by HIM & HER March 31, 2005

Black Fridate

n. (1) Taking your date shopping on Black Friday; (2) a date on the day after Thanksgiving, during which you both go shopping

Karl: What are you doing after Thanksgiving?
Julie: I have a Black Fridate with my new boyfriend, Mark.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

Black Tongue

Master Boot licker. One who licks boots so much that their tongue has turned black from the shoe polish.

Chad got another promotion today, he is such a black tongue.

by zeusofcrete December 18, 2021

Figure In Black

A leader of a section of the Cult of the Damned.

Oh no! We're all gonna be killed by that Figure In Black!

by MC_Sharon September 7, 2003

black phone

To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.

Hit me on the black phone

by Young dolly January 22, 2018

black robert

A black man with a penis the size of a midget. Is also big a scary and can fuck 5 girls at one time.

Bruh Black Roberts are superior to white Roberts

by The Black Punisher April 24, 2017

Black MIDI

Basically a brand new type of remix that proves just piano can FUCK your computer or your ears.

They are never meant to by played.

I've downloaded and converted LBSFS 53.7 Million to MP3, but I accidentally played it at full volume.

― Seems like my ears are going to be fucked because of this massive Black MIDI.

by Mrnoobsofar May 3, 2017