Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
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Brian: “he said no homo tho”
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Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
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Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.
Bodi’s often change their dreamjobs and can be compared to Barbie. Just like Barbie they have different interests each week. As a child, a Bodi might have the strange habit of wanting to become a clown. That’s where the job obsession starts. Bodi’s would for example love to be interior designers, English teachers, Real Estate something, Spanish, wedding organisers, shoe artists, and massagers. The good thing is that they never get tired of new things.
A real Bodi loves good food, especially when someone else pays it. Just kidding, they pay their own food from time to time.
A Bodi might fall in love with strange guys, but at least she’s very honest and loyal to those people. The guys always have dark hair. When a Bodi is in love she’s 10000% into him, but her friends may think the guy is an idiot. Did I already tell you that friends are always right? Grappiee
Her looks: Very pretty, fake blonde, brown eyes, extremely muscular (just kidding). Her teeth are so bright that people have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen around her, so they won’t hurt their eyes or get a sunburn.
Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.
Sara: Hey Bodi, what do you think of this?
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Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that
‘That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’
Bodi: Perfect, I’ll write one about you too!
Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that
‘That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’
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