half-sender

A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.

Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.

by Yato_1 November 4, 2017

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

Stevie half shagged

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019

half life 2

A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.

Wow, half life 2 is still going.

by hello gordon November 9, 2020

Half a Mile Kyle

Huge penis

Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter

by Definitely not Rodrigo Picozzi July 31, 2020

Half past inebriated

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.

“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017

Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.

“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

by Zagorzan November 27, 2019