american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.

Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv

by Jon Donny June 25, 2017

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021

American roulette

When you are having sex unprotected and keep switching back and forth between her ass and pussy until you cum in one of them

I was playing American roulette with my girlfriend the other day and shot into the wrong hole want to help me think of baby names?

by I like thighs September 29, 2019

american feathers

When partner 1 tickles partner 2’s asshole using only the tongue

alana, do you wanna try american feathers?

by jeremylikesfood May 4, 2018

American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.

"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

by froemosen March 23, 2022

american dream

To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.

To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.

Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.

by movazi March 30, 2020