astrology

an excuse girls use to date guys on a specific birthday. in jeremiah 1:7 it says "I knew you before you were born" This means that god already knew their personality before they were born. Also, wheres the evidence?

Hobo 1: i like you. wanna go out with me?
Hobo 2: whens your birthday?
Hobo 1: June fiftee-
Hobo 2: EWWWWW YOUR A GEMINI GET AWAY FROM ME
Hobo 1: damn astrology sucks

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2024

astra

a homosexual.

astra the type of guy to be a fabulous killjoy

by amazingdantwo December 7, 2024

Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Australian Outback

the big ass desert in australia

why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?

by Unknown07724 December 20, 2024

australianfied

When you change text to look as if you were speaking it in an australian accent, eg: "Hey there!" -> "Hey there, mate!"

"i australianfied my custom responses-"
"what???"
"sausage rolls"

by hellotheredaveberry January 28, 2025

Australian Skitz

The "australian Skitz" is a male person , which always screams like a woman and ist 24/7 horny and ready to slorp n glorp his brothers dongs.

"oh Jeremy got a little to exited last night he went full Australian Skitz on me and started glorping

by Yeehaw my mans January 30, 2025

Australian sprinkler

When you urinate Into a girl and pound it out

Omg I tried the “Australian sprinkler “ last night and had to mop up after

by Swandivecrew January 20, 2026