A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
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Damn rednecks from Alabama are taking spots from kids applying to Yale who actually had to WORK for their A's in high school.
by brainiac888 July 18, 2007
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second Hottest states in the south.One of the best Krunkest club Next to Atlanta. Tornado every damn Week . And the sweetest wether and sexieset guys ull see besides New JErsey and ATl. And the biggest sluts around.
by edi May 13, 2005
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Get the Alablablania mug.An Alabama cocktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. Then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. You swirl their dick in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your asshole with it. For the best effect your poop-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. After getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle's pecker, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they ejaculate.
Alan's mother: Hey Alan, want to go to the barn and give me an Alabama cocktail? I haven't had one since yesterday.
by Lue Anne January 24, 2008
Get the Alabama cocktail mug.Alabina is a "world" band made up of the lead singer Ishtar, from Israel, and Los Niños de Sara, gypsies from Spain. They sing in Arabic, Spanish, French, English, and Hebrew and combine Middle Eastern, Spanish, and gypsy music.
In the song, "Habibi de mis Amores," Alabina changed the Arabic song "Habibi Ya Noor El Ain" by Amr Diab and added a Spanish flavor.
by Melinda April 12, 2004
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1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin
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