Jibi Jouale Aled

Hash Joint above 0.5g

I have to smoke a Jibi Jouale Aled

by ooggggg March 22, 2024

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AL-PAL

A futuristic female independently operating female robot companion that can perform every human task perfectly.

She's gonna change the world one day, ya know?
Who?
AL-PAL

by Eggspectacular7 September 19, 2025

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big al

biggest of als

"they dont call him big al fur nae rzn shun"

by HoEs._.MaD October 21, 2025

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Al-Hayat Media Center

Media company established by the Islamic State to recruit martyrs and make him commit Islamic terrorism in their country and come and join them in the frontline

Dumbass kuffar: fuck Al-Hayat Media Center, that shit is gay

*goes to Bataclan*

Dumbass kuffar: this is way better than that arab goatfucker music

Martyrs: Allahu Akbar! *starts shooting at the white crackers*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

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Asu Al Shu

A curse or hex you place on one or multiple people you dislike.

"I hate you all, asu al shu."

by c0untdr4cu1a December 1, 2025

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Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).

“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”

by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026

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