Fucking a girl in the ass while at the same time dunking her head in the toilet were you just recently shit and giving her a swirly
by C March 15, 2005
by Tash01 September 02, 2011
When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.
by kyle jarrell February 23, 2005
A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.
by son of a beach October 13, 2009
Wet Duck: (Basic: An item one wants that's unreasonably stupid) 1: A mythical swimming bird, supposedly of the Anatidae specie who’s plumage, unlike the plumage of all known and classified duck subspecies, can actually absorb and retain water. This alleged characteristic would preclude a true duck’s natural buoyancy, rendering the bird unable to swim and, therefore making it useless as a duck. To enable full and true performance, all ducks are made with the ability to remain dry even in a driving rain, (i.e., “water off a duck’s back”). Therefore, one cannot acquire a wet duck. They are not made. 2: Any component, material or feature thereof with a specification which is unreasonable, because: A) it cannot be acquired. B) If it can possibly be acquired, said component or material will be of extraordinary expense and/or require an extraordinary lead time, usually both, and thus compromising the schedule and budget of a project. C) Any material item that a person wants that is simply not available.
Typical usage: To describe something that an engineer wants to put into his design that is not available on the planet. He is usually obstinate in refusing to accept rational arguments otherwise. Female engineers do not typically share this character flaw with their male counterparts.
Typical usage: To describe something that an engineer wants to put into his design that is not available on the planet. He is usually obstinate in refusing to accept rational arguments otherwise. Female engineers do not typically share this character flaw with their male counterparts.
Gregory insists he must have a hydrogen fuel cell powered vibrator for his girlfriend, so as to save on AA-battery costs. It's not the first wet duck he's tried to find. He must be an engineer.
by Traveling Mule November 10, 2005
by Big&Tasty1 June 22, 2008
by A Mo March 15, 2007