turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence March 25, 2018

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Where bored people to find out random definitions to random and sometimes slightly disturbing words...

Rachael: Let's go look up our names on Urban dictionary!

Me: OKAY!!!! FUN!!!!

by Bekkers November 18, 2007

Urban Dictionary

A place where male virgins come to talk about incredibly depraved sexual acts and positions, despite never having even kissed a girl.

"So, I was reading on Urban Dictionary that the Alaskan Firedragon is when you're fucking a girl...oh my god, it's a real girl! I just came in my pants.

by Teddysmalls October 16, 2008

urbun dictionary

you spelled urban wrong, stupid. try again. or dont. this is a definition not a cop.

urbun dictionary is wronggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

by smexydavestrider May 18, 2016

urban dictionary

waste of a web space. for people who have nothing better to do than google their own name.

i have no life, so i use urban dictionary.

by sdlf May 25, 2007