Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

by Asylum143 March 19, 2023

Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke

Your mother was Jasonness

by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023

Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Jason Bynum

Paramore's original rhythm guitarist from formation in 2004 until after the release of the band's debut album "All We Know Is Falling" in 2005.
Hunter Lamb took over his position until Lamb got married in 2007, promptly then was he replaced by then touring rhythm guitarist Taylor York.

AWKIF lineup:
- Hayley Williams (lead vocals)
- Josh Farro (lead guitar, unclean vocals)
- Jason Bynum (rhythm guitar, backing vocals)
- Jeremy Davis (bass; "Here We Go Again" only)
- Zac Farro (drums)

by 7568ino April 6, 2025

jason

a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.

nobody fucking likes jason the dick head

by karkar101 April 21, 2025

Jason

Extremely gay

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025