Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.

-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"

by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016

Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke

Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep

by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018

put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 2, 2015

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.

Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.

by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020