Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.

Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."

by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025

Ass sparrow goose

Preetty sure its a vegetable

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose”

by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025

Smack the Goose

The act of masturbation

I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose

by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025

Goose baby

Entanglement

Blood let’s hit the function u see baby right there I’m finna goose baby on daygo bloods

by Mount Miguel G Blad April 3, 2024

Goosing

When you cum multiple times in one day.

John: Yo bro i cummed once today it felt so good.

Mark: I’ve been Goosing today. I had to do it multiple times.

by bbb00 April 12, 2024

Wild Goose Chase

See Wild Goose Chase.

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024

Goose up

To pluck up the courage to do something.
Can also be used as a way to say, ‘listen to me’

Come on go talk to her, goose up man, just ask her.

Goose up, I’m tryna talk to you.

I’ve gotta just goose up and ask him out.

Goose up boy, get up there!

Goose up man!

Goose up bro

Goose up girl, you got it

by Boooooo99999 April 25, 2024