You’re so Ali

If someone is stupid they are “so Ali”

Omg how did u not get that right you’re so Ali

by Hhhhhhhhhhhhj July 12, 2022

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

You’re Welcome

You’re Welcome!

Hym “Aww you’re welcome sweetie! I love being able to enrich the lives of others!”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

I don’t know what you’re talking about

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done

Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

You’re toast

Another way to say “you’re screwed”

My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”

by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020