A yoshi is a term to identify your girlfriend/boyfriend if you are older and turn 18 whilst she or he is still technically a minor. Used as a medium for difficulties talking about how wonderful she is and gives you the chance to tell everyone you ride her mercilessly without consequence. A male or "boyfriend" use of this word smithing would be a "Mario".. or if your man is a softy, a "Luigi".
"Dad, can I still have my Yoshi here or do I really have to pack up and rent a Ghost House with my other Boo's?"
"Of course, Mario. You can mushroom stamp your Yoshi under this roof as long as the Mushroom Kingdom allows beastiality... so, it's really up to you. It's your social life."
"Of course, Mario. You can mushroom stamp your Yoshi under this roof as long as the Mushroom Kingdom allows beastiality... so, it's really up to you. It's your social life."
by God of Madness March 9, 2022
by Musssolini September 28, 2018
by russian stepdad May 19, 2022
by TheGhostlyQueen August 20, 2022
a green dinosaur that gets sacrificed to complete the level and throws away his/hers eggs (abortion)
by dell lo September 14, 2020
A disposable dinosaur ridden by mario aka the one who took care of mario on yoshi island as mario uses yoshi as a stepping stool to not fall into the pit
Mario: look yoshi its-a pit to big for you to jump
yoshi: oh no
2 seconds later
yoshi 1: welcome to the pit brother
yoshi 2: this is your new home
yoshi: what the heck
yoshi: oh no
2 seconds later
yoshi 1: welcome to the pit brother
yoshi 2: this is your new home
yoshi: what the heck
by national person September 27, 2021
Yoshi is an awesome, cool, fun, interesting, passionate, caring and beautiful person. Regardless of the random text you send this person, she will say something important for the convo. If you're a lucky person, Yoshi will give you one of her candies. If you feel depressed, go to Yoshi and she will definitely brighten your day. Feel lucky if she is your friend, for you have found a friend and a partner for life. If your Yoshi has a cat, be careful, or you may die. Yoshi will always be there for you, every step you make... she'll be watching. Watch your back kids.
"Hey, Yoshi! How was your day?"
"Hey, Yoshi! Help me bury a body!"
"Hey, Yoshi! Let's go to a pool!"
Me: I want...
Yoshi: cheese
"Hey, Yoshi! Help me bury a body!"
"Hey, Yoshi! Let's go to a pool!"
Me: I want...
Yoshi: cheese
by piecebee June 11, 2018