yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk

yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight

by dsepeda21 February 3, 2021

Yolked

The state of being very buff and muscular. Basically another word for gains, but better. Originated in Central New Jersey in a town named Freehold.

“yo bro you tryna get yolked at the gym later today?”

“yeah I’m down, I been needing to get in a yolk sesh today”

by bigyolk November 10, 2018

Yolk

super loving

I yolk that girl.

by MayorMetroop July 11, 2022

Yolked

A word used to describe someone who is very in shape/hench. If you can describe a woman as yolked then something is wrong.

Jack jones is yolked.

by JD #MDhitta August 11, 2022

butt yolk

When you cum inside a girl and put yellow dye on the sperm

Im going to butt yolk her so hard she's going to become a character from the Simpsons.

by Buttyolk02 September 14, 2017

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020