Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023

space yoghurt

when you cook hashish into yoghurt

Dude bring some space yoghurt.

by captain here! August 30, 2017

Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.

Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…

by Engels Lad May 21, 2025

nose yoghurt

The art of ejaculating into ones nostrils, then slurping it out...

Person1: Yo that girl is so cool, she let me nose yoghurt her

Person2: Bro that is gross

by Fdog111 June 15, 2020

Yoghurt Hat

Covering an unborn babies head in cum.

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.

by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025

White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).

Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.

by Effervescence August 10, 2013

bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025