Fanfic Writer

The type of person who makes gender-bent characters and has them fall in love. They generally choose cartoon or anime characters, but some make stories about real people.
Don't be this type of person, just don't.

Person: Hey you know any fanfic writers that can write me a really weird story
fanfic writer: Aight I gotchu. What you want

by ThatGuyWhoMakesMemes May 23, 2019

Terry Waite

Terry Waite was the Assistant for Anglican Communion Affairs for the then Archbishop of Canterbury, Robert Runcie, in the 1980s. As an envoy for the Church of England, he travelled to Lebanon to try to secure the release of four hostages, including the journalist John McCarthy. He was himself kidnapped and held captive from 1987 to 1991 and chained to a radiator.

Christ on a bike I need to get out of this house I feel like Terry Waite - is the heating on?

by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

dark vamp writer

A vamp writer who started a little too young to write vampire erotica. The works of the vamp writer have been circulating around the net since 2002 and the best work she has written is No Such Things as Vampires, starring a hot young vampire named Andrique.

Everytime dark vamp writer writes she makes the world cum

by Kilogram August 19, 2008

Writers Cock

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

WRITER

A Graffiti artist who practices any form of Graffiti Art.

Writer is what you call yourself, not a tagger.

by DigDug March 8, 2004

ghost writer

A 90's TV show that set the current meaning for "ghost writer" (person who write lyrics to songs but remains anonymous). It was based on a ghost who would "pick up" letters from places such as keyboards or street signs and re-arrange them to communicate with a bunch of teenagers to help them with their daily lives.

Ghost writer just took the letters F,K,C,U,O, and Y! I wonder what he's trying to say!

by Bially January 2, 2006