one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

Señior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober!!!

Grace: “look how good I am at eating thos demogorgon!”
Alex: “dude thats just Señior Wooly!”

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014

Wooli

A place where bongs and condoms are hidden in bushes and a shit primary school with kids that are so popular or that are super fucking weird.

Let’s go Wooli Wooli

by Mungowungo November 22, 2021

wooly back

Someone from the outskirts of Liverpool. If you don't wanna be nasty about it, a nicer way of saying woolyback is Liverpolitan.

"your ma's a wooly back". "no she's not, she's a Liverpolitan".

by liverpolitan1980 December 4, 2016